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Halloween Riddles

Q: What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? A: Pumpkin Pi.

Q: How do you make a witch stew? A: Keep her waiting for hours.

Q: How do ghosts begin their letters? A: "Tomb it may concern..."

Q: What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist? A: He was repossessed.


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